Public announcement

Here at the Youth Unintentional Obfuscation Media Empire (which we will refer to as You/Me), we are always striving to meet the changing needs of our audience and friends.



As part of this continuing initiative, we are moving to a different format which will better suit the tastes and needs of today You/Me reader. As a part of this update, we are moving to a two host show, so we are able to better cover all aspects of our subject matter. We are pleased to re-introduce a host you are all familiar with, WJ...



[cut to WJ, behind modern newsdesk, wearing fashionable suit - WJ smiles, yet maintains an air of gravitas appropriate for coverage of items from ground-breaking news to the birth of the latest siamese panda septuplets].



Thank you, and welcome back to UO. I will continue to take you through the news and events that affect our, and your, day.



And to bring a welcome view on the lighter side of life, meet Waz



[cut to Waz, wearing t shirt and jeans, standing in front of a green screen running a highlight video montage of activities such as basketball, tennis, X Box, World of Warcraft, funky pub interiors...]



Hey, good to see you. I'm here to take you inside all the latest stuff that is happening in the world of sports, gaming, and having fun. It's gonna be fun!



Thanks Waz, welcome to the team. Stay tuned for more cutting edge programming...